...when the bread knife is the most used utensil in your kitchen.
...when your 'fridge is always stocked with lardons and creme fraiche.
...when your hairdresser's name is Sandrine, and she makes house calls.
...when your insurance information and
your vehicle registration are posted on your car's windshield.
...when you have a carte de fidelite from the local supermarket dangling from your key ring!